Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
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Former Chrysler chief Lee Iacocca says he's backing John Kerry for president because he says, "Kerry will level with the American people."
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Former President Bill Clinton says he thinks John Kerry is running an excellent campaign so far.
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George W Bush, John Kerry & John Edwards are discussing their Manhood
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The sci-fi thriller "I Robot," starring Will Smith was a box office hit this summer with its stunning tale of how stiff, but somewhat lifelike automatons try to take over the world.
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John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden eg
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John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are!
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A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.
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Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George. "I've got a problem," says George.
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George Bush and Dick Cheney are watching the 6 o'clock news on TV one evening. Cheney bets Bush $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.
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President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, when the first customer came in for a drink and the robot asked, "What's your IQ"?
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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
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The Supreme Court has ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.
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After returning from his bold, daring, death-defying visit in Iraq, our hero George W. Bush turned his magnificent mind to matters of the intellect and enrolled in Latin 101.
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What do you call a sociopath from a rich family?
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Gore, Nader, and Bush are on an airplane. Nader throws $100 dollars in one-dollar bills off the plane. "I just made one hundred people happy!," he exclaims with pride.
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One night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of George Washington. Dubya begs of Washington's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?"
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