This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings.
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1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer
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1. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
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* Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?
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486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
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What's the difference between Windows XP and a virus?
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
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Why is sex like software?
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First man: "You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms."
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This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging."
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.
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The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find potential mates among their peers. However, software types have a well-earned reputation for being... a little strange.
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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
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Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.
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14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
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1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
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Q: What is the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
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Working for a computer company is a lot like working for McDonald's™. In both cases, you're outranked by clowns.
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
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