Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The
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An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
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An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin
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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
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A man walked into a roadside tavern and as he looked over the crowded
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* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
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A Day in Court
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A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
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What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
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What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and
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What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
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What do lawyers use for birth control?
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1-When visiting Louisiana, remember that it is illegal to gargle in public...you can do just about anything else in public, but NO gargling!
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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married twelve times. On their wedding night the settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,...I am still a virgin."
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A young lady goes to see a lawyer regarding a minor matter. After consultation, he notes the bill will be $100. She gives him a crisp $100 dollar bill and leaves.
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