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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
Views: 144 | Category: Lawyers

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Views: 143 | Category: Lawyers

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Views: 159 | Category: Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
Views: 159 | Category: Lawyers

What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
Views: 187 | Category: Lawyers

On the death row

A lawyer enters his client's cell on death row and says, "Well, Charles, I have good news and bad news for you."
Views: 182 | Category: Lawyers

Rewards in this life

A parish priest was sitting in a lawyer's office, when he asked, "Is it true that you do not charge members of the clergy for your services?"
Views: 178 | Category: Lawyers

What did the lawyer moan

What did the lawyer moan when he stepped in a pile of dog shit?
Views: 227 | Category: Lawyers

Judged by experience

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years."
Views: 235 | Category: Lawyers

Diverce proceedings

A Texas oil magnate stormed into his lawyer's office demanding that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.
Views: 256 | Category: Lawyers

Lawyers in space

Numerous papers, including the New York Times, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
Views: 228 | Category: Lawyers

The succesful lawyer

A lawyer successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms.
Views: 280 | Category: Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
Views: 207 | Category: Lawyers

What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
Views: 224 | Category: Lawyers

What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?

What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
Views: 204 | Category: Lawyers

Why are lawyers great in bed?

Why are lawyers great in bed?
Views: 211 | Category: Lawyers

Why to lawyers wear neckties?

Why to lawyers wear neckties?
Views: 204 | Category: Lawyers

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