A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
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These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
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The defendant who pleads their own case may have a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him.
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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
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An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over the envelopes.
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
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Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
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A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel, where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention.
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
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