Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:
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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.
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Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
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Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
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Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
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Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
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Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
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Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
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Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
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Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
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Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
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Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
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