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What is Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympics.
Views: 104 | Category: Sports

Accept the local culture

I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.
Views: 118 | Category: Misc

Woman entering a car through the wrong door

I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Views: 103 | Category: Male

God and Saturn

And then God created Saturn...and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Views: 136 | Category: Religion

Funny Advertising Mistakes

2 female Boston Terrier puppies
Views: 145 | Category: Misc

Can I stay here a couple of days

This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last
Views: 171 | Category: Mother-in-law

Two old ladies playing cards

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years
Views: 214 | Category: Old people

Accident at the funeral

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
Views: 195 | Category: Marriage

Unusual oyster bait

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
Views: 181 | Category: Marriage

Unusal death notice

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in
Views: 211 | Category: Old people

Suppository in the left ear

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Views: 206 | Category: Old people

Blonde Selling a Car...

A blonde was having a hard time selling her car because the odometer
Views: 197 | Category: Blondes

A little french girl

Joe's wife was about to take a vacation in France with some of her
Views: 185 | Category: Marriage

I'm forgetting things

I forget things. All the time. Even important stuff, like my wife's
Views: 186 | Category: Marriage

Tough baby food

My brother and his wife were going out to see a movie. This was going
Views: 187 | Category: Kids

Romantic mexican evening

A romantic full moon hangs in the sky over Pedro the chihuahua and his
Views: 204 | Category: Sex

3 Men Getting Into Heaven

Three men -- a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank-
Views: 190 | Category: Sex

The victim is alive

A well-known criminal defense lawyer was defending a man who had been
Views: 196 | Category: Lawyers

Two pints

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the
Views: 188 | Category: Male

The swallen leg

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful
Views: 196 | Category: Doctors