A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
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At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have a small penis... Would you please comment on this?"
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
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Defense Attorney:
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Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.
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A British company is developing computer chips which store music in women's
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Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing
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A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads,
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This couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
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A newly married sailor is stationed a remote island in the
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A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant.
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
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An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night & ask you,
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"What´s that drink you´re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar.
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