A nun and a priest were crossing the desert |
| Submitted by: | Views: 575 | Category: Sex A nun and a priest were crossing the desert on a camel when suddenly it dropped dead. "We're sure to perish here," the priest said "so I have a request of you sister..I have never seen a naked woman in all my life..Would you oblige me now that our end is near?" With this the nun nodded yes, and disrobed.. The priest stared in amazement..So the sister says to the priest, "I have never seen a naked man in all my life ..would you oblige me now that the end is near?" "Yes sister," he said and took off his clothes. The sister looking him up and down remarked on the size of his penis and asked if she could hold it in her hand..and as she did he got a huge erection.. "You know sister, if I put this in a special place I can create life." "Well," said the nun, "if that is so ...then stick it in the camel and lets get out of here!" |
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