Warnings on products |
| Submitted by: | Views: 380 | Category: Misc Want proof humans are doomed by their stupidity? Well, here's some actual label instructions found on various consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On Swan frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Hey, it's Only a suggestion...) On a Tesco dessert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (an open invitation to shoplifters...) On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for an Iron (Rowenta): Do not iron clothes on body. On Boots Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol sleep aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' On Sainsbury peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." |
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