Your location: Home » Jokes » Animals » How do you get an elephant into the fridge?


How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

Submitted by: | Views: 497 | Category: Animals

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.

How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.


Features: Send to a friend | Rate joke

Share/save: facebook Facebook | igoogle Google bookmarks | delicious Delicio.us | digg Digg | my yahoo My Yahoo | stumpleupon StumpleUpon


Most popular Animals jokes

A drunk staggers into a diner and o...
How do you get virgin wool?
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet
The new parrot
What's got four legs and an arm?
The Race Horses
Problem solving
Be very quiet
There was a fly buzzing around a ba...
FBI,CIA and LAPD hunting rabbits