Driving Etiquette for Rednecks |
| Submitted by: | Views: 256 | Category: Rednecks * Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. * When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. * Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. * When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. * Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. * Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. * Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. |
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