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Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer |
| Submitted by: | Views: 484 | Category: Computers Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously - lines and lines of code steaming up the screen. They keep at it for several hours straight. Just seconds before the end of the competition, a huge bolt of lightning strikes wiping out all the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God the Father announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God the Father, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and his screen comes to full life in a beautiful vivid display. Just then the voices of an angelic choir begin to pour forth from the speakers. Satan is totally astonished. He stutters in disbelief, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God the Father chuckles, "Everybody knows....Jesus Saves." |
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