Your location: Home » Jokes » Female » Attitude change


Attitude change

Submitted by: | Views: 541 | Category: Female

A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said,"Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants, "she said. "That's right," said the husband, and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family.

With that she flipped him her panties and said' "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"

She replied,"That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!"


Features: Send to a friend | Rate joke

Share/save: facebook Facebook | igoogle Google bookmarks | delicious Delicio.us | digg Digg | my yahoo My Yahoo | stumpleupon StumpleUpon


Most popular Female jokes

If I depended on Him ...
Living Will
A woman was at home with her childr...
Wings and halo
A girl's night out
Women are like apples on trees, men...
It was with much dismay that Rachae...
Ladies vs Real Woman
A trip to Rome
The lady at the pub