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a.. A few clowns short of a circus.

b.. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

c.. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

d.. A few beers short of a six-pack.

e.. Dumber than a box of hair.

f.. A few feathers short of a whole duck.

g.. All foam, no beer.

h.. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

i.. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
heel.

j.. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

k.. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

l.. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

m.. He has an IQ of room temperature.


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