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Bridal Registry

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go
for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
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Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"
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The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
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Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
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Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
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Pharmacist: "Of course."
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Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
jaundice?"
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Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
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Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
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Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
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Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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