Your location: Home » Jokes » Celebrity » George Bush and Bill Clinton


George Bush and Bill Clinton

Submitted by: | Views: 909 | Category: Celebrity

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your saxophone.


Features: Send to a friend | Rate joke

Share/save: facebook Facebook | igoogle Google bookmarks | delicious Delicio.us | digg Digg | my yahoo My Yahoo | stumpleupon StumpleUpon


Most popular Celebrity jokes

Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero...
100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have...
George Bush and the Bible
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Chuck Norris Facts
Nice trade
Bill and Hillary are on a sinking b...
What's the difference between David...
What do you call a man with a black...
David Beckham walks into a sperm do...