On Saturday afternoon |
| Submitted by: | Views: 566 | Category: Male On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this, that she came over and shouted at me: "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey witch and then calmly replied, "I am, and that's why she cuts the grass." |
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