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Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in a Lingerie Shop

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10. Does this come in children's sizes?

9. No thanks. Just Sniffing.

8. I'll be in the changing room going blind.

7. Mum will love this.

6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4. Will you model this for me???

3. The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace.

2. 45 quid?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in a Lingerie Shop...

1. Love, you'll never squeeze your fat arse into that.


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