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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins ? "

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Why ? Do you think they look alike ?"

"No", he replies
" I just can't believe you got laid twice !"


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