Walking on water |
| Submitted by: Tekmeds 91606 | Views: 490 | Category: Jews Three guys are in a bar. First guy says to second guy " I'll bet you a hundred bucks that i can walk on water on that pond out back." Thinking easy money , he agrees. So they all go out back . The better holds up his hands and shouts "In the name of the father , son and holy ghost, I command these waters to hold me up." With that he proceeds to stroll around the top of the pond, without so much as a ripple. He returns to shore and collects his money . "how did you do that?" the second guy asks. "Oh it was nothing. You try it. " Not to be outdone, he proceeds to do just as he witnessed, hands up "In the name of the father son and holy ghost, I command these waters to hold me up." He then proceeds onto or rather into the lake, Bringing uncontrollable laughter from the onlookers on shore. The third guy, silent through this whole scene leans over to the second guy and says "You know Jesus you really are a prick after you've been drinking." |
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