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The newborn baby

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This baby is born and immediately runs out of the delivery room and into
the waiting room where all the expected fathers are.

He walks up to the first guy and asks, "Are you my daddy"? The guy answers,
"No I'm not".

Baby walks up to the next guy and asks, "Are you my daddy"? Guy answers, "No
I'm not".

The Baby walks up to the third guy and asks, "Are you my daddy"? The guy
answers "Yes I am".

Baby says, "Come here!" As the guy bends forward towards the baby, the baby
begins tapping him on the forehead with his index finger and asks "How do
you like it?"


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