What you can tell about men from their drinks |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 1607 | Category: Male What you can tell about men from their drinks. Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid. Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Tequila : Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North of Scotland) Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay |
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