The newly married sailor |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 1999 | Category: Male A newly married sailor is stationed a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he arrives he writes to his wife: "My love, we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?" A week later he gets a package from his wife. In it is a harmonica and a note that reads, "Why don't you learn to play this?" At the end of the year, the sailor rushes back to his wife. "Darling," he says, "I can't wait to make passionate love with you." "First,” she says, “let me hear you play that harmonica." |
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