Golf with the wife |
| Submitted by: | Views: 364 | Category: Female Once again, miscommunication between women and men A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?", asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" |
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