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The will

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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.

To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and
$250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."


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