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The blonde in Italy

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On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second largest church in the world.

The tour guide explained, "This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth or even Mark McGwire."

My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures, intricate paintings and glorious mosaics all around the enormous building. Then one blond girl interrupted the silence with an astonished question:

"You mean, they actually let them hit baseballs in here?"


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