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The genie in the lamp

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A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.

The man thinks for a while & then proclaims "1. I'd like a million dollars. 2. Beat me half to death".


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