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The 3 flies in the bar

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There's a German, Scotsman and Irishman at a bar after work.

Each has a full pint. 3 flies buzz into the bar and all of a sudden land in each of their beers.

The German is fuming mad - "No way I drink this! Disgusting!" as he pushes the pint away.

The Scotsman thinks for a minute, "ach, it ain't that bad. Ye jist pull oot the wee nipper like this...there ya go, fine as dandy." and proceeds to take a swig.

The Irishmen is also mad, he plucks the fly out by its wings, holds it over the pint and yells, "Spit it out ya Bastard, spit it out!!!"


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