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The locked car

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A Yid locked himself out of his car on a hot summer day. He looked through the garbage and found a wire hanger. He went back to his car to try to open the lock.

He shoved the wire through the slightly open window with his wife telling him,"Yitzchok, move it more to the right...more to the left...Higher! Lower!"

Finally his wife said, "What's taking you so long?"

To which Yitzchok replied, "It's easy for you to say, sitting inside an air conditioned car!"


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