The vacuum cleaner salesman |
| Submitted by: | Views: 504 | Category: At work A vacuum cleaner salesman insisted on showing me the latest model even though I told him I had no money. He produced a bag of manure and stomped it into the carpet. Seeing my look of horror he said 'Don't worry. I'll eat the manure if this machine doesn't leave your carpet cleaner than before I arrived." 'Do you want ketchup with it?' I asked. 'Why?' said the salesman. 'Because I had my electricity cut off yesterday,' I replied. |
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