The guy on the deserted island |
| Submitted by: | Views: 376 | Category: Misc This guy had been ship wrecked on a deserted island for over 11 years. One day as he was walking down the beach he thought he saw someone. He wasn't sure, but as he got closer he realized that it was a woman. A beautiful woman wearing a zippered jump suit. He was shocked! As he approached he called out to her, and asked how she got there. She stated that she had been shipwrecked. He couldn't believe his luck. She unzipped a front pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. She asked "How long has it been since you had one of these?" And offered him one. Then she asked if he was was thirsty. He said sure. So she unzipped the right pocket zipper and pulled out 2 drinks. By now this guy was really excited. This was great! Then she asked if he was hungry. He said "you Bet!" And from the left zipper pocket she pulled out 2 cheeseburgers. Then as she slowly started unzipping a long zipper down the side of her jump suit, she asked" And how long has it been since you played around?" Well this was almost too much! He got kind of flustered and started stuttering. He started to mumble a response........ and she pulled out a bag of golf clubs..... |
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