Diverce proceedings |
| Submitted by: | Views: 320 | Category: Lawyers A Texas oil magnate stormed into his lawyer's office demanding that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" the lawyer inquired. "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil magnate. "I don't know if that will fly," the lawyer replied. "Your wife isn't a piece of property. You don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon snarled, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!" |
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