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On the death row

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A lawyer enters his client's cell on death row and says, "Well, Charles, I have good news and bad news for you."

"What's the bad news?" Charles asks.

"The bad news is the Governor has refused to issue a stay of your execution!" replies the lawyer.

"That's bad news alright," Charles says gloomily. "I can't imagine what the good news could possibly be."

"The goods news is," the lawyer replies proudly, "I managed to get your voltage reduced!"


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