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Hot meeting on the beach

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach,
Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed
his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she
attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

" I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked."

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again
turned back to his book.

" Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Sun Tree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like
pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers,
tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her
life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How
did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"


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