Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 381 | Category: At work * And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . ? * Do I look like a people person? * This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. * I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. * Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? * If I throw a stick, will you leave? * You! Off my planet! * Does your train of thought have a caboose? * Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? * A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. * A PBS mind in an MTV world. * Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? * Too many freaks, not enough circuses. * Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. * See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. * Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. * Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. * I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. * Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. * Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. * Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. * Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. * Allow me to introduce my selves. * Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done. * How do I set a laser printer to stun? * I thought I wanted a career. It turns out that I just wanted paychecks. |
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