Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird! |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 196 | Category: Misc * Salmonella won’t be a concern. * Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. * Uninvited guests will think twice next year. * Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation. * Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps. * No one will overeat. * The smoke alarm was due for a test. * Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout. * You’ll get to the desserts even quicker. * After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football. * The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned. * You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches. |
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