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The latest investment news indicates that we're in for a bumpy ride, now
that problems in the sub-prime lending market in America have now spread
uncertainty into the Japanese economy.

The trend over the last month adds weight to rumors that the Origami
Bank is likely to fold, the Sumo Bank could go belly up, while Bonsai
Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches.

The Karaoke Bank is ripe for a takeover, with analysts predicting that
it will go for a song, while overnight reports reveal that trading in
Kamikaze Bank has been suspended after shares nose-dived.

Five hundred senior Karate Bank executives have got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank,
with shareholders likely to get a raw deal.

But in all this concern it's worth knowing that people who say they
don't care about money will usually be careless with the truth about
other things as well.


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