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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter in plane crash

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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a models'
conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces "We
have just lost all power to the engines of the plane and are going to make
an emergency crash landing...please assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately, the three models look at each other and start preparing for the
worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts to fix
up her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you
doing Claudia? We're about to crash!"

Claudia responds: "Well know for a fact that the rescue workers will save
the girls who have the best looking faces first. That's why I'm putting on
my make-up."

Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful
mounds of flesh which inexplicably defies the law of gravity. Totally
confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your senses???
We're about to die! Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see?"
Rachel responds: "Let's face it...in a plane crash, the rescue workers are
going to save a woman with big beautiful breasts before they'd save one with
a pretty face. That's why I'm exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls off her skirt and removes
her panties, exposing her pubic region. Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel
yell: "Naomi, are you crazy??? Why are you exposing your snatch for everyone
to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that
the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is the
black box!!

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