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Signs You're Too Hairy

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Often confused for Bigfoot by the Weekly World News.

Norelco Electric Razor Salespeople harass on your way to your car.

Your AOL login name is Cousin IT.

You're banned from all the local pools due to clogging their drains.

Date comments on the great furry toilet seat you don't remember buying one.

You get real paranoid when you light a cigarette.

Hair Club For Men members picket your house out of jealousy.

Your stylist uses Hedge Clippers to trim you.

Your dog can't find a leg to hump.

Bald guys accidentally run into you with glue on their heads hoping to score
a cheap toupee.


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