Women's Dictionary |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 461 | Category: Female Argument (ar*gyou*ment). A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q). You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks). Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens). The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah). Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae). A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card! |
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