Beware Of The Following Computer Viruses! |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 196 | Category: Computers ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. DOLLY PARTON VIRUS - It sounds pretty good, but you'd swear your monitor looks larger and have more knobs than it used to. DEFLATE.COM removes it. FREUDIAN VIRUS - Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying it's own motherboard. Becomes very jealous of the size of your friend's hard drive. HEALTH CARE VIRUS - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500. JEFFREY DAHMER VIRUS - Eats away at your systems resources piece by piece. JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS - Nobody can find it. Your programs can never be found again. KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. MAFIA VIRUS - You don't want it, but you're afraid to get rid of it. MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after one byte. MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - It sucks the juice out of your system, but only affects laptops. Then, it emails everyone about what it did. This later activates the Independent Counsel virus. PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. |
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