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Rick forgot his wedding anniversary

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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!! "

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.


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