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Married for 30 years

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I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a
cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 15 " black
and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 29 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a king-size bed, and a plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping every night with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up to your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 30
year old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and
watching a 15" TV.

I just love older women. They know how to solve a man's problems in a
hurry.

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