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National poetry contest finals

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The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two
finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust
family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other
finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem
in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu".

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started
he jumped up and recited the following poem:

Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two
by two Destination-Timbuktu.

The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?!
The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in
the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was
three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.


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