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The 3 new mens wear shops

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A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent.

The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to rent the shop on
the left.

The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?"

The guy says, "A men's wear shop."

The owner tells him he gets free signage, and asks what he wants on the
sign.

"Men's Wear," says the man.

A second guy comes along, and wants to rent the right-hand shop.

When asked, he says he wants "Men's Wear" on his sign. The owner tells him
that the left hand shop will be the same.

"No problem," says the man.

Finally, a third man comes along, to rent the middle shop. The owner is
most concerned, because this guy also has a men's wear shop.

Rather wearily, the owner asks him what he wants on his sign. The guy
replies, "Entrance."


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