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The Ordination

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a
small bell attached to his manhood and they were told that anyone whose bell
rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had
not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew
off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He
bent over to pick it up...... Then all the other bells started to ring.


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