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Do Anything You Want

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As we age, our priorities change.

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife dressed only in very
sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing!


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