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How to impress men and women

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How to Impress a Woman:

Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Dance with her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring food.

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