Things I Learned from Indiana Jones |
| Submitted by: webmaster | Views: 226 | Category: Celebrity If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight. Nazis are bad. Germans are really up on their biblical history. Egyptians are surprisingly good sidekicks... and a lot more helpful than little Asian kids. Always have a monkey around to eat the fruit before you do. Revolvers always beat swords. Airplane propellers beat revolvers. A solid gold statue weighs as much as two handfuls of sand. If you are at a party and someone says "Hey, let's open up the Ark of the Covenant," get the hell out of there. Never leave your hat behind. Ever. Never look down. Monkey brains and Jell-O are nearly interchangeable. Spiders are okay. Rats? No problem. But snakes... X really does mark the spot. There's always another way out. Jesus had lousy taste in drink ware. Metal Medallion + Open Flame = Cool Looking Hand Scar. Geritol and ibuprofen are miracle drugs. |
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